Crafted from eco-friendly jesmonite, each one is hand-poured and finished for a smooth, stone-like texture — unlike the real thing, which let’s be honest, isn’t always the prettiest sight. Perfect as a gag gift, a quirky décor piece, or just to raise a few eyebrows!
Please note: All our items are handmade, so every piece is unique and may vary slightly from the photos (just like the real deal!).
Crafted from eco-friendly jesmonite, each one is hand-poured and finished for a smooth, stone-like texture — unlike the real thing, which let’s be honest, isn’t always the prettiest sight. Perfect as a gag gift, a quirky décor piece, or just to raise a few eyebrows!
Please note: All our items are handmade, so every piece is unique and may vary slightly from the photos (just like the real deal!).
